Yes, seeing that I'm still the Alpha dog of the Giles castle, that I still pay the bills, buy the SUVs, pay for College and secure their condos, then by God, I'm still makin' the rules. What I'm about to reveal unto you is an attitude-laden afflatus, so . As a matter of fact, you're ruining my life right now. That stuff may work on my daughter or my wife, but it does not work with me. Your presence represents a transition that I'm not really ready for, so just stay the heck back and be real cool.
However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.But in my role as a father, I suppose a different thought process runs through my mind. Natural phase My two gorgeous daughters have been a joy in my life since they were born. From babies to toddlers, and then to little girls, I have watched them develop and grow. I have my preferences on what I expect from those souls who would (dare) date my daughters. Perhaps my face changes expression when boys are around my girls in their co-ed schools. The hair on the back of my neck stands as my muscles tense and a fight response sets in. Herewith are 10 commandments for dating my teenage daughter: Thou shalt… The thing that sucks with their metamorphosis into womanhood is the guys who've begun to buzz around our happy nest interested in my ladies.As much as I don't like the idea of their dating, I have got to suck it up and accept it (bartender, I'll have a shot of whiskey). you know how hard it is to let your girls go (I'll take another shot, please).My wife and I have worked our tails off providing a good life for our girls; therefore, you better have one, Spanky.