The defendant has just farted.''Summon the Bloke Who Did It - err I mean the accused.''Silence in court. ''Can I stand like this, so the court artist gets to see my best side, please?
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M x These are unlikely things to hear in a courtroom.
Hope they make you smile.'I do not recognise this court -you've had it painted since I was last here.''If I may object to my learned friend's point, err ...coitus interupptus, camera obscura, I mean vitae cunnilingus.''Clear the courtroom!
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