I said, "Definitely not." A few minutes later he dropped something on the floor, and while retrieving it tried to put the toes of my crossed legs in his mouth. I met a guy on Ok Cupid, and we hit it off pretty well.
After we hung out a few times, he came over to my place with a bottle of wine and a movie.
' Then another replied, ' What Alan said.' Apparently, they were friends who happened to be together when I messaged them both the same thing!
Anyone who's used a dating app knows that ~online dating love~ can be seriously elusive.
He wasn't supposed to stay the night, but he lived 45 minutes away, it had snowed earlier, and I lived in a very rural area with a lot of hills and curves.
So he decided he was going to stay that night instead of driving home.
His first question on sitting down with our drinks was whether I was up for anal.
I bypassed and watched him drink his body weight in shots before he started crying about his ex-girlfriend and then threw up down my shoulder when I was trying to walk him home.
We decided to meet for burgers, and we hit it off immediately.I'd never used that feature, but I figured I might as well give it a try.It was a sort of do-or-die moment because I wasn’t having a ton of luck, and I took a risk I wasn’t entirely comfortable with.On my way out, I was yanked aside for questioning by police officers on suspicion of prostitution.Flushed and wasted, with my panties stuffed in my coat pocket, I did my best to explain that I was just talkingwith my "friend" in the bathroom.Below are some upsetting, embarrassing, and generally terrible online dating tales SELF readers experienced IRL.